This generator will produce a description for a random tavern, bar, or cantina for the Star Army setting. Don't take it super seriously!

Asphalt Ork is a mid-size colorful former church popular for its spiked punch and on-demand fresh neko milk. Inside some girl's panties have been carelessly left on the floor under a table and you see an aged madam.

The bartender is an ugly male Elysian Caelisolan with dark eyes and green hair. Near the barkeep is a razor.

Wes created this article on 2021/08/09.

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