This generator will produce a description for a random tavern, bar, or cantina for the Star Army setting. Don't take it super seriously!

Brown Critter is a massive shiny auto garage known for its stockpile of '9mm beer' from Luis Pasco day and computers embedded into every table. Inside there is a sorority of girls and there is a pool of blood on the floor.

The bartender is a wart-covered male Nepleslian with bloodshot eyes and black hair. Near the barkeep is a NAM Plasma Chaingun Turret.

Wes created this article on 2021/08/09.

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