This generator will produce a description for a random tavern, bar, or cantina for the Star Army setting. Don't take it super seriously!

Slapping Tornado is a tiny purple-carpeted bar in a brick basement frequently lambasted for its fruit liqours and high-speed internet. Inside there is a sorority of girls and all the chairs have been replaced with bath tubs.

The bartender is a paranoid Kohanian female with violet eyes and orange hair. Near the barkeep is a Tempri-sama blanket.

Wes created this article on 2021/08/09.

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