The NSMC Training Manual is a guide for members of the Nepleslian Space Marine Corps that marines the basics on fighting and being ready to fight. It is sometimes referred to as the “Nep-Fu” guide.
The NSMC Training Manual was first introduced in YE 33. In YE 45 it got an overhaul to the current version.
Welcome to the Nepleslian Space Marine Corps Training Manual, aka “How to Survive and Become a Space Badass!” If you're reading this, congratulations on making it this far! As part of the Nepleslian Space Marine Corps, it's your duty to defend our beloved nation from all manner of space threats. From the vicious space pirates to the tentacled interstellar nasties, you'll be well-equipped to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And trust us, there's never enough gum to go around.
Martial arts are essential for any marine looking to survive in the cold, dark vacuum of space. Lucky for you, we've handpicked a few techniques that'll make you a lean, mean, space-fighting machine.
Whether you're aboard a cramped spaceship or duking it out in a narrow asteroid tunnel, close quarters combat is essential for any marine. The CQC training program combines elements from various martial arts, including but not limited to:
In space, no one can hear you scream… but they can definitely see you choke out your enemies with a well-executed grappling technique.
When you're fighting against alien scum and space ruffians, it's important to know where to hit for maximum effect. Here's a quick rundown of some key targets:
As a Nepleslian Space Marine, you'll need to be proficient in a variety of weapons. Here's a brief overview of some of the tools of the trade.
Never underestimate the power of a sharp blade. A well-placed stab or slash can mean the difference between victory and defeat. Remember, “In space, no one can hear you cut the cheese.”
When you need to hack your way through the competition (or a stubborn bulkhead), an axe is your best friend. Just remember to swing responsibly.
From sidearms to assault rifles, knowing how to handle a firearm is essential for any marine. Remember to practice trigger discipline: keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded, and never point it at something you don't intend to destroy.
Now that you've learned how to kick ass, it's important to remember that with great power comes great responsibility. Space may be a dangerous place, but we're all in this together. Look out for your fellow marines, follow orders, and don't forget to maintain your equipment. As the old saying goes, “A clean gun is a happy gun, and a happy gun makes for a happy marine.”
Being a Nepleslian Space Marine isn't just about knowing how to fight; it's about having the mental and physical fortitude to endure the harshest conditions and the toughest battles.
You're going to need strength, speed, and endurance to survive in space. Our comprehensive training program will ensure you're in peak physical condition. Key elements include:
Fighting in space can take a toll on even the toughest marine. It's important to develop mental resilience to withstand the pressures of combat and the challenges of extended space missions. Techniques to improve mental conditioning include:
A marine is only as good as their squad. To be effective, you must learn to work as a cohesive unit. Here are some guidelines for effective teamwork and communication:
In the heat of battle, it's not a question of if you'll be attacked, but when. Knowing how to react quickly and efficiently can be the difference between life and death. In this section, we'll cover some key principles and tactics for reacting to enemy attacks.
When under attack, it's crucial to quickly assess the situation. Determine the following:
In the words of a wise, old space marine, “Cover is your best friend when bullets start flying.” When under fire, immediately seek cover to protect yourself from enemy fire. Consider the following:
Once you've found cover, it's time to return the favor. Engage your attackers with controlled, accurate fire. Keep in mind:
Sometimes, discretion is the better part of valor. If you're overwhelmed or outgunned, it may be wise to retreat and regroup with your squad. Consider the following when executing a tactical withdrawal:
Remember, marine, the key to surviving an attack is to stay calm, think quickly, and act decisively.
Congratulations, marine! You've made it through the Nepleslian Space Marine Corps Training Manual. By now, you should have a solid understanding of the martial arts techniques, weapons, and safety procedures that'll keep you alive out there in the void. Just remember, the training doesn't stop here. Keep honing your skills, maintain your equipment, and always stay vigilant. The Kagami Galaxy is a dangerous place, but with your newfound knowledge and determination, you'll be well-equipped to face any threat it throws at you.
Now, get out there and show 'em what you're made of, marine! And remember: “In space, no one can hear you kick ass.”
Wes created this article on 2023/03/17 18:00.
Approved 2023/03/19. This is a living document that can always be improved on. Post any suggestions or ideas you have in its Approval Thread.