Joe Mortar

Joe Mortar is an NPC.

Joe Mortar
Given Name	Joe
Family Name	Mortar
Species & Gender	Nepleslian Male
Organization:	Pizza Boyz
Occupation:	Manager
Rank:	Top Dog
Current Placement:	Funky City

Joe Mortar stands 5'10“ and weighs 270 pounds. He has an enormous pot belly that is never fully contained by the cheap, worn-out t-shirts he wears. He seems to ooze grease through every pore, so his clothing always appears shiny and wet. The hair on his head is thinning and his hairline is receding, making it look like wisps of smoke rising from his scalp.

Joe worked as a mechanic until YE 40, when his shop went bankrupt. Being out of a job and knowing that the landlord was having trouble leasing the property, he started asking around about opportunities that could use cheap real estate. He made contact with a friend of a friend who worked on behalf of an anonymous benefactor who wanted to start an orphanage. In exchange for the job of running the orphanage, he set them up with a very good deal on the building containing the car shop. This orphanage would eventually become Pizza Boyz Combination Orphanage and Pizzeria.

This NPC was created by Hyralt on 2021/01/12 17:55.

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