This generator will produce a description for a random tavern, bar, or cantina for the Star Army setting. Don't take it super seriously!
Erotic Box is a spacious and shot up former gun shop infamous for its cold Shank Beer and child servers. Inside there is a player character's ex-girlfriend and you encounter a wanton wench.
The bartender is a cool Yamataian male with deep blue eyes and pink hair. Near the barkeep is a fresh tampon (in a sealed plastic bag).
Wes created this article on 2021/08/09.