Gun Oil Cola

A dark brown carbonated soft drink which has a sweet flavor characterized by strong notes of kola nuts, citrus oils, spices such as cinnamon and nutmeg, and vanilla.

• Manufacturer: Gun Oil Cola Bottling Corp.
• Price: 0.50 KS or 1 DA for a 3L bottle

Originally derived by Neplesian mad scientist as a battle stim, Gun Oil Cola’s formula is a closely held family secret. While the flavor was incredibly popular with users, the stim’s energizing effects didn’t last long enough to offer much aid in combat. Especially because an operator would have to drink an entire 500ml bottle in order to gain the effects. To make matters worse, the product was mildly addictive.

The stim was rebranded as a soft drink and the Gun Oil Cola Bottling Corp. was launched. Today they’re one of the largest soft drink companies, producing a wide variety of sodas, sports drinks, and energy drinks. One of their most popular brands is Glacier Water.¹⁾

Sometimes referred to as Gun Oil Pop, Gun Oil Cola is Neplesia’s favorite soft drink. However, there’s nothing soft about this drink. Packed with sugar, caffeine, natural, and artificial flavors, modern Gun Oil Cola is precision designed to keep satisfied customers coming back for more.

Gun Oil Pop comes in a variety of bottles or cans or from the soda fountains at most popular Neplesian restaurants. Both in the Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia and beyond, Gun Oil Cola’s iconic green label and intricately stenciled white “GOC” monogram brings joy to consumers young and old.

Gun Oil Pop comes in:

• Original
• zØro Sugar (which uses a carcinogenic sugar substitute)
• Gun Oil Original “Glass Bottle” (the Gun Oil Cola for the more refined palate. Most people say it actually contains real sugar)
• Gun Oil Black (Gun Oil Cola made with Coffee beans or at least Coffee flavor and extra caffeine)
• Gun Oil Red (a cherry flavored version of Gun Oil Cola)
• Limited Runs

Locked 0ut created this article on 2022/11/09 06:57.

• Approved by Andrew on 2022/11/10.²⁾