Pizza Boyz

Pizza Boyz, founded in YE 40, serves the best pizzas in Funky City. We're a locally-owned and operated pizzeria that will deliver fresh pizza to your door in 30 minutes or it's free, wherever you live (as long as you live within our service area)! Don't settle for off-world corporations serving you FOREIGN pizza. Our pizza is made in a patent-pending fusion oven, which is the secret that lets us put your pizza together and bake it in no time (it actually takes some time, but not very much). So give us a call today and taste the difference!

Pizza Boyz, whose full legal entity name is Pizza Boyz Combination Pizzeria and Orphanage, was created in YE 40 to give a home to the surging number of orphans and cut down on juvenile delinquency in Funky City. It was originally just an orphanage running under a grant from an anonymous benefactor, until the money started to dry up.

From the start, the orphans were constantly running away and getting into trouble with law enforcement. The manager, Joe Mortar, realized that the orphanage's financial troubles and the rate of juvenile delinquency had a common solution: turn the orphanage into a pizza delivery service. They used the last of the grant money to buy 3 broken down military surplus vehicles, a barely-working fridge, and a pile of ingredients. Joe, having been previously a moderately successful mechanic, took the cars apart and put together one working car, with extra body panels from the other cars to serve as cheap armor. Additionally, he used one of the engines from the other cars to build a rudimentary fusion-powered pizza oven.

At first it was hard getting any traction, but once people realized that the Pizza Boyz were ready, willing, and able to deliver to the worst parts of Funky City (within their service region), they gained a loyal customer base that has kept them afloat ever since.

“These Boyz sure can deliver a Pizza!”

The company's headquarters is in Funky City and is run by Joe Mortar.

Pizza Boyz have a single facility, which is in the same building as their headquarters. On the ground floor of the building there's a garage bay that used to be an old car shop, part of which has been converted into a kitchen area containing a fridge, prep station, and the fusion pizza oven.

Joe Mortar runs the business, and the orphans do the work.

Pizzas vary in price by size and toppings. Price is given in DA. Size is specified in inches of diameter.

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Hyralt created this article on 2021/01/09 19:04.

Note that the service area is not well-defined. This is deliberate so that we can maintain the illusion that they can reasonably deliver within 30 minutes, without getting too specific about where they actually can do this.

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